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Obama Visits Mosque on 4th of July

Obama will visit a mosque and host Muslim leaders at the White House on the 4th of July. Obama continues to slap America in the face and spit on her. I am outraged. If you’re not, you are uninformed. Releasing 5 top Muslim terrorists from Gitmo?!!!

ACT for America writes, “White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the morning of July 4th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans. The name and location of the Mosque are currently being withheld for security reasons.”

“The President has long been criticized for being sympathetic towards Muslims and has even been accused of secretly being Muslim himself. His announcement to visit a Mosque on the morning of America’s most patriotic holiday will likely add to this criticism.”

“According to Earnest, following his visit to the Mosque, the President will host the traditional White House July 4th cookout. Several influential Muslim leaders have been invited to attend the cookout, as a further gesture of goodwill.”

“American Muslim Ahmed Mohamed Usman, who will be attending the cookout, had nothing but praise for President Obama’s decision. In an interview this afternoon on NPR, Usman had the following to say:

“America is supposed to be the land of freedom and of tolerance. Finally we are starting to see this. If America has Christian prayer breakfasts, so must it have breakfasts praying to Mecca. If America is to put the 10 Commandments on display, so must she display the Quran. To be welcomed into the highest office of America to celebrate her birth and independence is an honor and is a step for Muslims in America to begin to establish our rights. President Obama is truly opening the door for Muslims in America.”

Link to story here.

Muslim Activist Remziya Suleyman insinuated on her Twitter that “MUSLIMS DISCOVERED AMERICA.”

That’s right…and our freedom and government are based on the principles in the Koran and the Haddith, right ?!

Do something patriotic. Defend Democracy and fight terrorism.

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  • Redag

    This should surprise no one. Obama is a MUSLIM

    • Kay Cee

      Which mosque does he attend?

      • Vincent Smith

        There
        was confusion recently after a news report by the National Report
        stated, “White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that
        President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the
        morning of July 4th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans.”

        However, this information has been confirmed as a hoax and is not
        true. The publication has reported a couple of false political stories
        in the past, and the website has been confirmed as one of “satire” and
        is unreliable for real news.

        The used to be a disclaimer in the site that says, “DISCLAIMER:
        National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which
        may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious
        ways.” But this disclaimer was recently removed by the site.

        Last year, they also started a false report saying Wyoming residents would be injected with RFID chips as per Obamacare mandate.

        Allen Montgomery, the publisher of the National Report, talked with Wyoming Star-Tribune last year to clarify their reports.

        “We have been targeting Tea Party types recently as they are the most
        gullible and are willing to spread misinformation across the internet
        with little/no research,” he told the Star-Tribune last year.

        He also validated that their site is not really a “news site.”

        “It is our opinion that if a person is too lazy to check for multiple
        references [or at least one other source] … and they spread
        misinformation around as fact, then they are to blame for their own
        stupidity, not us,” he said.

        National Report is also said to post fake comments just to rile up readers’ interest and increase their exposure.

        • deb sprague

          this just in : normal adults can tell the difference between satire and news.

          • Al Lucard

            “this just in : *intelligent* adults can tell the difference between satire and news.”

            Fix’d it for ya… :P

    • Linda Levine Blumstein

      this was a hoax, it is satire, not very good , but still not true

    • GunTotingLib

      He isn’t, but he he was so what, we have a first amendment and a no religious test clause in the constitution and having a muslim president is fine, legal and constitutional.

      • Redag

        Being a Muslim president is legal and constitutional so why does he deny his “Muslim Faith” ( his words) ?

        • David Anderson

          He never claimed to have a “Muslim Faith”. He was saying John McCain never personally accused him of being a Muslim. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslimfaith.asp

        • GunTotingLib

          because he is not a muslim?

          • Redag

            Tell that to Obama. He ( in his own words in an interview) said that he is.

          • madcapfeline

            So he is, cause he said so, or he denies it? You’re in need of someone to organize your conspiracy theory cabinet, methinks.

          • COMALite J

            Allow me to quote the Holy Bible the same way that that out-of-context video you’ve seen quoted Obama:

            • Exodus 8:10: “…there is no God….” (CEV & The Message)
            • Exodus 9:14: “…there is no God….” (EtR)
            • Deuteronomy 3:24: “…there is no God….” (EtR & GNT)
            • Deuteronomy 32:39: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except BB, CEV, D-R, Gnv, GNT, JST, JUB,Knox, LITV, MCB, Msg, NIRV, NJB, NLT, & WE)
            • Deuteronomy 33:26: “…there is no God….” (GB1599 & MCB)
            • I Samuel 2:2: “…there is no God….” (Exp, GB, & NCV)
            • II Samuel 7:22: “…there is no God….” (CJB, ERB, ESV³, EtR, Exp, HCSB, LEB, LITV, MCB, NAB, NASB, NCV, NIV², NLB, NLV, NRSV³, RSV³, UBv1.9, Voice, & YLT)
            • II Samuel 22:32: “…there is no God….” (EtR & PLT)
            • I Kings 8:23: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except CEV [Msg has this at verse 22], CJB, JST, Knox, LITV, Voice, & YLT)
            • II Kings 1:3: “…there is no God….” (Amp, ASV, Exp, ERB, ERV, ESV³, Exp, GB, GNT, HCSB, JPS, JST, LEB, NAB, NASB, NCV, NKJV, NIV², NLV, NRSV³, PLT, RSV³, & UBv1.9)
            • II Kings 1:6: “…there is no God….” (ASV, Exp, ERB, ERV, ESV³, Exp, GB, GNT, HNV, HCSB, JPS, JST, LEB, NAB, NASB, NCV, NKJV, NIV², NLV, NRSV³, PLT, RSV³, & UBv1.9)
            • II Kings 1:16: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except BB, CEV, CJB, EtR, GB, GNT, Knox, JUB, LEB, LITV, MCB, Msg, NJB, NLT, NRSV³, Voice, & YLT)
            • II Kings 5:15: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except CEV, LITV, Holman, & YLT)
            • I Chronicles 17:20: “…there is no God….” (CJB, ESV³, Exp, HCSB, LEB, NAB, NCV, NIV², NLV, NRS, PLT, RSV³, UBv1.9, & YLT)
            • II Chronicles 6:14: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except CEV [Msg has this at verse 12], JST, LITV, & PLT)
            • Job 12:6: “…there is no God….” (PLT)
            • Psalms 10:4: “…there is no God….” (Amp, ASV, BBE, CJB, Darby, ERV, ESV³, Exp, GB, LEB, LITV, NASB, NJB, NLV, NRS, PLT, RSV³, UBv1.9, & Voice)
            • Psalms 14:1: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except BBE, Msg, JPS, JST, LITV, & YLT [Knox has this in 13:1])
            • Psalms 18:31: “…there is no God….” (EtR & PLT)
            • Psalms 53:1: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except BBE, CJB, JST, LITV, & Msg [JPS has this at verse 2, Knox has this in 52:1])
            • Psalms 71:19: “…there is no God….” (EtR)
            • Psalms 86:8: “…there is no God….” (BBE, Exp, GNT, NCV, & Wycliffe)
            • Proverbs 30:1: “…there is no God….” (Msg)
            • Isaiah 44:6: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except CEV, EtR, JST, Knox, LITV, MCB, Msg, NKJV, & NCV)
            • Isaiah 44:8: “…there is no God….” (KJ1611, KJ21, KJV¹, JUB, PLT, & TMB)
            • Isaiah 45:5: “…there is no God….” (all listed translations except CEV, CJB, EtR, Exp, JST, Knox, Msg, NASB, NCV, NJB, & Voice)
            • Isaiah 45:6: “…there is no God….” (Amp, BBE, & GWT)
            • Isaiah 45:14: “…there is no God…” (ASV, ERV, KJ1611, KJ21, KJV¹, Knox [Isaias], LEB, & NASB)
            • Isaiah 45:21: “…there is no God….” (Amp, ASV, Darby, ERV, JPS, JUB, KJ1611, KJ21, KJV¹, Knox [Isaias], NKJV, NIRV, NIV², & TMB)
            • Isaiah 46:9: “…there is no God….” (D-R & Wycliffe)
            • Daniel 3:29: “…there is no God….” (BB, GB, & MCB)
            • Micah 7:18: “…there is no God….” (EtR, Exp, NCV, & PLT)
            • Judith 6:2: “…there is no God….” (D-R)
            • Sirach [Ben Sira] 36:2: “…there is no God….” (D-R)
            • Sirach [Ben Sira] 36:5: “…there is no God….” (D-R, GNT, KJ1611, KJV, & NRSV [NAB has this at verse 4])
            • Sirach [Ben Sira] 36:13: “…there is no God….” (D-R)
            • II Esdras 8:58: “…there is no God….” (KJV, NRSV³, & TMB)
            • Mark 12:29 : “…there is no God….” (Knox)
            • Luke 16:21 : “…there is no God….” (JST-LDS)
            • I Corinthians 8:4: “…there is no God….” (Amp, ASV, BBE, ERV, ESV³, HCSB, JBP N.T., LEB, Mounce R-I N.T., Msg, NAB, NIV², NJB, NRVS, RSV³, UBv1.9, Voice, Webster, Wesley N.T., Weymouth N.T. & Wycliffe [for obvious reason, this is the only appearance of that phrase in the JBP, Mounce, Wesley, & Weymouth])

            ___________________________
            ¹ The KJV references (other than the two in the Apocrypha) are also found in the AKJV (American King James Version).
            ² The NIV references are also found in its variants including the NIV-UK and TNIV (Today’s NIV).
            ³ The ESV, NRSV, and RSV references are also found in their variants including Anglicized, Catholic, and Anglicized Catholic versions (NRSV Apocrypha reference [Sirach/Ben Sira 26:5] found only in Anglicized and/or Catholic).

          • madcapfeline

            Not sure why that was directed at me; I don’t need 38 out of context Bible verses to convince me that there is no god.

          • Karen Tuttle

            you are an idiot ! At no time did Obama claim to be Muslim.Actually watch the entire interview and you will see how wrong you are.As a matter of fact you have been given a link to the truth in these comment and yet you choose to ignore it. I wonder why that is?

          • Redag

            Why is it that you liberals can not argue facts so you resort to name calling? You are the one that is wrong. Do your homework before you name call. What are you in grade school?

          • David Anderson

            Redag, we’ve done our homework. Obama’s “Muslim Faith” comment is being taken out of context. If you watch the interview, Obama was agreeing with George Stephanopoulos’ point that McCain hadn’t personally accused Obama of being a Muslim. But that doesn’t stop right-wingers from falsely claiming Obama was admitting to being a Muslim.

          • COMALite J

            See my Reply to @madcapfeline:disqus.

          • Brian

            You claim he denies his Muslim faith, then you claim he said in his own words that he is a Muslim. Can’t keep your own talking points straight, can you?

          • GunTotingLib

            no he did not. He has always maintained his christianity.

  • jham710

    Um, the report is from a known SATIRE website, Ms. Jackson. But, you lost sight of comedy years ago! Get your facts from ACTUAL news sources.

    • PlacidAir

      That would require looking at actual news sites, instead of sucking on the teat of tea party nonsense.

  • RLJR1

    OBAMA= COMMIE MUSLUM TERRORIST TRAITOR SCUMBAG

    • lather

      You are a fool.. This is a fake story… You idiots believe everything, Wow.

      • TootUnCommon

        Yes. OMG Rightwingers are so gullible. No wonder Fox was able to convince them that it’s a news source.

        • Redag

          What is it with you libs and Fox news? You should love that network it is full of liberals. ( That’s why I stopped watching it)

          • David Frank

            By what stretch of the imagination is Fox News “full of liberals”?

          • Redag

            Watch it and you’ll see. I’m sure you’ll love it. Juan Williams, Bob Beckel, Shepard Smith, Tamera Holder Alan Colmes, and many more

          • Jennifer LaRose

            Because the Tea Partiers are SO far right that even Fox News seems like it’s pandering to liberals these days by their standards. Soon they’ll fall right off the spectrum

      • prlgrl

        Doesn’t matter if it’s a fake story. The comment is correct and Oblamer’s actions are proof.

        • KarenJ

          There’s a condition that’s worse than gullible, confused, and lazy. It’s being stupid. prlgrl, you should really get help for your condition.

          • prlgrl

            It’s incredible to me that after six years and countless promises broken, not to mention constitutional principles dismissed, there are people who are so partisan that they will stoop to hurling insults rather than defend the object of their worship. That’s because there’s nothing to defend. At least be honest with yourself and take a good look at your blackish hero.

          • DarkCylon

            “your blackish hero”…. and that’s where the hate really comes from.
            He’s black, and you can’t get over it. At least you show your true
            colors.

          • prlgrl

            I don’t dislike him because he’s black, but there are lots of people who think he’s great just because of his color. What else is there to like about him? That’s what I was pointing out.

          • noel_one

            Yeah! Not like that stalwart upright example of American Heroes, George W Bush. You know, WMD George? Saddam is the bad guy, George? (even though Saddam hated Al Quida almost as much as we did. ) You know, never really served because he ducked out of his Nat Guard job, George? Drive America A TRILLION dollars in debt, George? Yeah, a “hero” like that.

          • prlgrl

            Oh, give it a rest. I’m no cheerleader for W, but at this point, I’d pay money to have him back. The a-hole that’s in there now hasn’t done anyone any favors. You got a job? You’re one of the lucky few. Not on EBT? Again, one of the lucky few. After six years, you can’t blame the unemployment, the gas prices, the food prices, the illegal aliens, the humiliation we see on the world stage on W. And the O-hole has done everything – EVERYTHING – that he promised he would NOT.

          • http://twitter.com/progblacksmith progressiveblacksmith

            Obama has created millions more jobs than bush ever hoped to have created. If you’re willing to pay to have that dunce back, go ahead and flush your money down the toilet.

          • prlgrl

            Toke we much? bahahaha

          • CallMeMrTibbs

            You’re bringing down the curve for the entire nation prlgrl. Go read something other than a propaganda site and then come back to the table when you know what you’re talking about.

          • CallMeMrTibbs

            And btw. I’m a Texan who voted Republican for years until I watch my party be hijacked by bigoted nut jobs like yourself. So from someone who refused to drink the koolaide: You and those like you aren’t helping us. You will be the death of our party. That’s okay though. By the time congress is finished there won’t be a country left to care about.

          • David Anderson

            Unemployment has gone down under Obama, as has the deficit. Would you like to guess how many Republican Presidents in the last fifty years have managed to lower both the deficit and unemployment? ZERO. All Republican Presidents have increased the deficit (most have doubled it at the very least), and all but Reagan have increased unemployment. No responsible person would ever vote for a Republican for President.

          • prlgrl

            Yer fullash*t. Unemployment may have “gone down,” but even the BLS reports that it’s higher now than when the o-hole took office. And the fact of the matter is that they no longer report the “terminally unemployed.” There are something like 90 million people who are not employed. Explain that sh*t. Yea, didn’t think you could. And you are also craptastic with the deficit numbers. A simple google search and you will find the governments’ own numbers reporting that the deficit is much higerh – while at the same time the GDP has gone down – than under the last president. Why you guys continue to believe the tripe your believe is beyond me. You can’t tell me that you’re better off now than you were six years ago.

          • David Anderson

            No, the BLS says the unemployment rate has gone down from 7.8% when Obama took office to 6.1% today. And the deficit has fallen from 1.4 trillion when Obama took office to 514 billion today. The “90 million” unemployed Americans includes retired people and homemakers. Personally, I consider retirees and homemakers not having to work to be a sign of GOOD economy, don’t you?

          • erik thorne
          • noel_one

            Employment down, mortgage crises down, deficit cut in half, Universal healthcare, Osama dead. All this with a “do nothing” Republican house fighting him every step of the way. I wonder what he could have done, if they had been been willing to work with him. Of course, that would never happen considering the day after he won the _first_ time, the RNC met and laid out a plan to block every thing he did, to make him a one term president. Funny how that worked out for them. Maybe if he hadn’t been black, they might have found common ground……

          • COMALite J

            I think you meant to say “Unemployment down,” but otherwise agreed.

          • noel_one

            LOL. My bad. Yes, I did mean _un_employment down. I could another page of things that Obama has done to help the US but, what would it matter. They hate him and, it is because he is not like them, ie: black. NO other president in history has been the subject of the kind of hateful actions as this president. Do you know who, besides Republicans, hang the President of the US in effigy? Terrorists and terrorists supporters. Go figger. :/

          • Linda Adamo

            these “constitutional principles dismissed” – can you be specific or are you just repeating words you heard on the radio?

          • prlgrl

            “Words I heard on the radio?” Are you serious? No, I’m perfectly capable of doing my own research. But, since you’re apparently not: how’s about killing Americans without due process? That’s a violation of the 4th Amendment; suing AZ for enforcing Federal immigration law (10th Amendment); has signed the UN Small Arms Treaty (2nd Amendment); NDAA – Section 1021 – Due Rights violated (Amendments 3, 4, 5, 6, 7); signed into law NO SPEECH zones – violation of 1st Amendment. There are tons more violations and over-stepping of authority – ways in which he has used Executive Orders to bypass Congress. Say what you will about those a-holes, it is their job to enact law – it’s not for the office of the president to do so. Honestly, a google search would inform you of much more of this than I can possibly remember or have the room to type here. Are you unable to do your own research? If so, I’ll provide links.

          • Linda Adamo

            wake up

          • prlgrl

            I would definitely say the same thing to you. But, then I’d obviously be wasting my breath.

          • Clint Henry Utiripse

            God already wasted his breath on creating and idiot like you and Miss jackson. lols

          • David Frank

            Do provide links, please!

          • prlgrl
          • David Frank

            1) 3 of the deaths were accidental, and it was at best debatable if the killing of al-Awlaki was an assassination

            http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2014/mar/19/kesha-rogers/four-us-citizens-killed-obama-drone-strikes-3-were/

            2) This was a case of AZ acting too big for its britches, trying to pass totally discriminatory immigration laws supposedly because the feds weren’t doing it. They got sued for it. Serves them right.

            3) I’ve heard this crap before too. Because more regulations are being passed on the international gun trade, conservaturds think this means Obama comin’ for our guns. Even when the treaty explicitly states

            -There will be no restrictions on civilian possession or trade of firearms otherwise permitted by law or protected by the U.S. Constitution.

            -There will be no dilution or diminishing of sovereign control over issues involving the private acquisition, ownership, or possession of firearms, which must remain matters of domestic law.

            4) A law like this has been around for over 40 years. HR 347 just updated the standing law:

          • prlgrl

            Considering that his own appointments to the SC have found that ohole’s power grabs are unconstitutional, I don’t buy your arguments. BTW, ‘snopes’ is not so trustworthy, either.

          • David Frank

            Care to provide evidence, links about that? Snopes is a very reliable source. I’m sorry if you don’t believe. It wouldn’t have anything to do with that dim bulb State Farm agent getting busted with that political sign at his office, would it? Snopes busts the guy in a lie, and the conservaturds cry liberal bias. Can’t argue with facts, though.

          • Karen Tuttle

            Wow, are you stupid!

        • Karen Tuttle

          Are you kidding right now?Look at the Muslim religion which you obviously know nothing about and compare it to Obamas actions. If he is a Muslim he really sucks at it because he follows none of their beliefs.That makes you idiot of the day!

    • deb sprague

      yew need spel czech.

  • Keith Davidson

    <—–AAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!! "

    “America is supposed to be the land of freedom and of tolerance. Finally we are starting to see this."

    Don't ever be within arm reach of me and say those words, you no-bathing, desert monkey. The fact that you are in this country is all the proof you are worthy of. You open that hairy bung-hole you refer to as your mouth and talk about our traditions and what we are "supposed to be" and yet you want those traditions to be removed so you can establish your 12th Century, fascist, misogynistic, classist BULLSHIT false religion, worshipping your false god who was created by a syphilis infected, child raping, homicidal maniac. I spit on your dead god and on the grave of your god's insane creator.

    "If America is to put the 10 Commandments on display, so must she display the Quran."

    News flash, you terrorist turd: Americans are no longer allowed to display the Ten Commandments because of the myth of separation of church and state; and because a bunch of atheistic pinkos say it offends them.

    Well he got one thing right:
    "President Obama is truly opening the door for Muslims in America.”

    • Linda Adamo

      calm down, sweetie. it was a satirical piece. but i’m sure rush and bill-o and hannity will be saying it’s true. open thine eyes.

    • David Frank

      You believed that hook, line and sinker, didn’t you?

    • Karen Tuttle

      The fact that you just called the President of the United States a no bathing dessert monkey shows every one what you are really about. The fact that this story is not true in any way escapes you because you look for a reason to show your racism and hatred.

  • Jack

    Um…you do know Earnest made no such announcement, ACT for America made no such statement and it came from the known satirical-news site National Report, right?

    I mean seriously, you really should learn to check these things out BEFORE you splash them on your site.

    • carlbarry

      Republitards aren’t interested in FACTS. They just glom onto anything that confirms what they already believe.

  • partswizard

    pp (president Pinocchio) is a moslem PERIOD. his actions prove he hates America. Time to wake up America.
    -unite to spread the word http://www.billford4Freedom.ws

    • Linda Levine Blumstein

      this was a hoax people

      • partswizard

        that may be but my opinion does not change

        pp (president Pinocchio) is a moslem PERIOD. his actions prove he hates America. Time to wake up America.
        -unite to spread the word http://www.billford4Freedom.ws

        • http://aebrain.blogspot.com Zoe_Brain

          Hoax? “that may be but my opinion does not change”

          Of course it doesn’t. Nothing could make it change, you know what you know. Mere facts will never change that.

          • carlbarry

            Republitards aren’t interested in the FACTS. They just glom onto anything that confirms what they already believe.

          • partswizard

            this story may be a hoax but my statement is still true and no one has stated ANY facts to disprove my statement “pp (president Pinocchio) is a moslem PERIOD. his actions prove he hates America. Time to wake up America.”
            where are your facts that obummer does not hate America – ware are they”
            -unite to spread the word http://www.billford4Freedom.ws

          • Karen Tuttle

            First explain to me what the hell is a moslem and what proof do you have that the president is anything but what he says he is?The burden of proof is on you. You make the claim, you need to back it up with real links to real information.

        • Kara Connor

          Good to see that your opinion is staunchly immune to facts.

        • dimensio

          I am pleased to observe that some individuals, such as yourself, are so principled that they are willing to support their beliefs with use of demonstrably false claims if need be.

          Only liberals rely upon “facts”.

        • deb sprague

          well, you must be aware that Dick Cheney is a practicing Satanist. that’s why he needs all those extra hearts.

    • MarcJ

      Mullah B. Hussein Obama is not just a Muslim – he is a Sunni Muslim.

      • http://twitter.com/progblacksmith progressiveblacksmith

        If he’s a Sunni, why does he continue to show support for the Shia Muslims?

    • Linda Adamo

      a moslem? what the heck is a moslem?

      • partswizard

        google it

        • Karen Tuttle

          I did google it, it said see Muslim idiot.

  • antiprog

    This was taken from a satire piece. Although the man sickens me to no end, this was a satirical piece written and they know conservatives will run with it so we discredit ourselves. Lets vet our info.

  • MarcJ

    Mullah B. Hussein Obama is a Marxist Muslim (Sunni kind) from Kenya. His “Outreach” program spies on all Americans but exempts specifically all American mosques, their imams, and their members from any NSA-FBI surveillance.

    • Pirate Wench

      Seriously – you are AWARE that those programs started under Bush/Cheney right? Oh wait – damn the facts!

  • MarcJ

    President Mullah B. Hussein Obama is a Marxist Muslim (Sunni kind) born in Mombasa, Kenya. It is now confirmed 100%.

    1) Both birth certificates were forged by clever computer imaging – the short form one and the long form one. The long form one was issued after the short-form one was shown to be a forgery and lists the hospital’s new name from 1971 – ten years after his birth. How irresponsibly careless are those forgers!

    2) His Selective Service card is a forgery with a forged date; all SS cards show US Postal Service date with 4 numbers for the year; his card shows only two numbers – 80 – obtained by cutting 20 from 2008 and reversing 08 into 80.

    3) Airport immigration records for several days around two his birth are missing – destroyed; all such records are complete for at least the last 70 years – except for the first 10 days from August 1 to 10, 1961, when he was born, and when his grandmother and mother returned to Honolulu flying from Kenya with the baby.

    4) His Social Security card belongs to a long-dead Connecticut man by the name of Jean Paul Ludwig who died in Hawaii; Obama never lived in Connecticut. His grandmother worked for the Honolulu Social Services where she stole Mr. Ludwig’s Social Security card.

    5) His grandmother had said to the newsmen that she had accompanied her daughter,
    Obama’s mother, on a trip to Mombasa, Kenya, to give birth there. Within a week after that the grandmother suddenly died; the official explanation was that the grandmother was losing her mind due to old age.

    6) His records from the Occidental College in Los Angeles show that he had received its scholarship there as a foreign student from Indonesia. The same “Foreign Student” is also read on his student card from the Columbia University. Those records were then expunged.

    7) He was sent to Pakistan in 1981 by his Muslim stepfather to study 3 months in a Muslim madrassa there, traveling with his Indonesian passport; no Americans were allowed to travel there in that time.

    8) All his schooling records are sealed: Occidental College records, Columbia College records, Columbia thesis paper, Harvard College records; also his Selective Service registration (now shown to be a fake); medical records; Illinois State Senate schedule and records; his law practice client list; baptism record; and his passports. ALL SEALED.

    9) Another nail in the “Hawaii-born” Obama saga was found in the first edition of his autobiographical book “Dreams from my father”, where he proudly stated that he was born in Kenya. That sentence was purged from the following editions of the book. His father was a tribal communist, a Sunni Muslim with multiple wives, ending his life as an alcoholic in abject poverty after he had failed in his political
    aspirations.

    There is no doubt any longer. Except that we all wonder – a President of the United States should have been able to secure services of better professional forgers.

    10) Congressional testimony by the outgoing FBI Director Mueller in 2013 shows the consequences of Obama’s “Outreach” program, whereby the massive capture of all our phone calls and e-mails exempts specifically American mosques, their mullahs and imams, and their membership from such surveillance. That is how, for example, the surveillance of the two Boston Marathon jihadist bombers was stopped back in 2011 – and these murderers were left in peace to plan and execute their terrorist attack from their local mosque. And more recently still one more scandal showed up, as follows.

    11) Obama liberated 5 important jihadist Taliban mass murderers jailed at Gitmo in exchange for one of our soldiers who deserted his post in Afghanistan and reportedly converted to Islam. Two of those Taliban Sunni murderers were indicted by the United Nations for crimes against humanity for having murdered tens of thousands of Afghan Shiites. Obama acted illegally without informing the Congress as required per the existing law.

    Finally I would appreciate if our liberals, progressives, commies, sozis, Eco-Nazis, union goons, Democrats, and other bottom-feeders, slime, and scum of our once free society would not
    answer the above 10 points by their usual invectives and nasty name-calling – but by point-by-point documented answers.

    • prlgrl

      No worries, they won’t answer – they can’t read that far. Their heads all exploded at #3.

    • Rob26

      That’s an awful lot of planning for people who somehow knew in 1961 AND through the subsequent years that Obama would run for president in 2008. You do know what “subsequent,” means, don’t you? Dumb ass.

      • moe syzlac

        You forgot that Obama has access to the time machine used in the Philadelphia Experiment.

    • def

      You didn’t document a single thing. You just claimed it. The burden is ON YOU to prove things, not for people to document that what you have written isn’t true.

      If Obama is a secret Muslim, he’s doing a terrible job of it with his perpetual drone strikes on Muslims, and the fact that virtually nothing has changed in six years of office, except poor people have health care. You would think when he ordered the death of Bin Laden, the Muslim nonsense would dry up. Nope. The stupidity that is bred in paranoia is shocking.

      The article was a hoax, but people swallow the lies that look delicious to them.

    • crc3

      How does it feel to be BRAIN DEAD?

      • MarcJ

        Here comes a commie cretin low-IQ bloviating gasbag with his invectives and name calling. SAs for being “brain dead” – I have certain qualifications that are beyond a low-life scum like you:
        1) I am a former refugee from a communist hell and therefore I know what I am talking about; also
        2) My IQ was measured at 165; what is yours? Perhaps 75?
        3) I speak, read, write Spanish, French, Portuguese, and could defend myself in Russian and Italian; what is your vocabulary you poor cretin?
        4) I have MS and PhD degrees in Engineering from UCLA; And you – have you graduated the 4th class?

        • Bil Wood

          All that and you still ended up less intelligent than a box of rocks.. lol But by all means keep on talking you guanophrenic honyak clagnut.

          • MarcJ

            This place is swarming with low-IQ bloviating commie posters. I will remind you of your nonsense and your lies once we get rid of the Marxist Muslim impostor.

          • Bil Wood

            Mmm yeah that would be the posts you make more than mine. I was short and to the point… You “Bloviate”…. But by all means keep talking…

            blo·vi·ate
            ˈblōvēˌāt/
            verb
            USinformal
            gerund or present participle: bloviating
            talk at length, especially in an inflated or empty way.

          • MarcJ

            I am glad you learned a new word – “bloviating”; comrade Wood – I am looking forward to 12 years of your suffering under the totally Republican conservative Congress and President. In the meantime I shall teach you more foreign words – at least foreign to you – like the suffering Democrat minority of liberals, progressives, socialists, communists, “social sciences” professors, environmentalists (I call them more accurately Eco-Nazis), Globaloney Warming cultists, and other such slime and scum of this once free country.

          • dimensio

            You presented numerous demonstrably false claims regarding President Obama’s past. As an example, when you claimed that “no Americans” were permitted to travel to Pakistan in 1981, a claim that is demonstrably untrue, you must either have been lying or have been repeating false information that you did not research.

            For what reason should any assertion issued by you be considered to be credible?

          • deb sprague

            you’re using facts. facts have a known liberal bias, pinko ;)

          • Linda Adamo

            i love “facts have a known liberal bias” – that’s a riot!

          • MarcJ

            Pakistani president was murdered by their jihadists, and no Americans were permitted by Pakistan to travel there in 1981-83.

          • SpiritOnParole

            “My IQ was measured at 165″ BWAHAHAHA!!! Oh by all thats holy… thank you! I haven’t had a laugh like that in weeks!

          • GunTotingLib

            Here are some facts, take a moment to educate your self , IT will blow your mind….. http://www.factcheck.org/2009/06/more-birther-nonsense-obamas-1981-pakistan-trip/

          • dimensio

            Your claim of a prohibition on visitation by United States citizens is supported by no historical data, and is in fact directly contradicted by tourist information from that time.

          • COMALite J

            Hey, @dimensio:disqus! Are you the FARKer “Dimensio”?

          • dimensio

            Yes. My incredibly stilted communication style, accented with a lack of verbal contractions, should be a clear sign.

          • MarcJ

            Then why are all Obama’s passports sealed? He travelled to a Pakistani 3-month madrassa study of Islam on his Indonesian passport.

          • dimensio

            Please cite data showing that President Obama’s passports are “sealed”. Explain how this “sealing” was accomplished, and explain the implications of this “sealing”. Show that the President engaged in a “3-month madrassa study of Islam”, and show that he had done so using an Indonesian passport.

            Until and unless you substantiate your premises, your questions are meaningless. Additionally, your use of demonstrably false claims, such as an assertion that travel to Pakistan by United States citizens was prohibited in 1981 (despite the existence tourist literature describing procedures for United States citizens to travel to Pakistan in that year), greatly diminishes your credibility.

          • Karen Tuttle

            Umm, quick question here. If Obamas passports are all sealed then how exactly do you know what is on them?

          • COMALite J

            In addition to what others have pointed out to you, are you aware that “madrassa” is simply the Arabic word for “school”? All schools in Arabic-speaking nations are “madrassas”!

          • Bil Wood

            Funny you did not deny I was right… You are the one Bloviating…
            I already knew the word… But it would seem that you did not know the meaning because you accused me of doing exactly what you do. Congradulations now you do.
            That great little GOP technique of Projection to distract. Accuse the other side of doing what you yourself are actually doing… By all means keep running your pie hole it is quite cute to see the insanity spewed.

          • MarcJ

            I am sure you are awaiting the formal introduction of Obama’s communist regime where you will come at 3am to arrest me.

          • Bil Wood

            Yeah Yeah Yeah lol keep talking lol lol let me guess he is also gonna take your guns too lol lol you people have been spewing that nonsense as directed by the Gun Makers and the NRA for 6 years now… Funny no one has had their guns taken lol lol
            By all means keep running that mouth…
            BTW once again you did not say I was wrong in what I said… So you know I am right… lol that is so nice you feel that way…

          • MarcJ

            This commie POS is so full of bile…

          • Bil Wood

            Not really you are the one using cute but nasty ad hominem acronyms because you are afraid to spew the bile you are trying to insinuate… See I am also aware of the other GOP Tea Party Troll technique of getting the other person riled up and causing them to post something you can report… Not gonna happen… But you know MarcJ you bore me and have stopped being entertaining to me at this point … But thanks for letting me know I was right and you were wrong… I enjoyed that a great deal.
            With that said “Bye Felicia!!”.

          • COMALite J

            That Projection Distraction tactic is straight out of Karl Rove’s political playbook.

            As for “But it would seem that you did not know the meaning because you accused me of doing exactly what you do.” — see my Reply to @MarcJ:disqus above in which I demand compensation for the damages caused by the expensive irony and hypocrisy meters that the last ¶ of his initial 11-point challenge post shorted out.

          • COMALite J

            “Marxist Muslim”? Uhm, you do know that Muslims (especially Middle Eastern Muslims) absolutely loathe Marxism and communism, right? And for good reason: remember what the USSR did to Afghanistan (which by the way contributed mightily to the collapse of the USSR a few years later)?

        • crc3

          @165 IQ…LOL…. That right there tells me you are so full of yourself you could implode at any moment. People who have to brag about themselves like you have are severely flawed cretins trying to fit in and from that standpoint you fail miserably….

          • MarcJ

            More invectives by a commie cretin “crs3″.. I shall remind you of all these accusations when finally we put that Marxist Muslim from Kenya in a federal prison for life.

          • David Frank

            Marxist! Muslim! Socialism! Communism! Look, I can say random words too and have no idea what they mean!

          • crc3

            You wouldn’t know a commie if they bit you in the ass…

        • GunTotingLib

          LOL 165 and you have such a poor understanding of facts and how things are. You must have taken a dog IQ test , you have to divide by 7 to get the human score.

    • U. R. Dense

      That is one hell of trick to be born in a country and have a birth certificate issued, all the while the country didn’t actually exist. Had he been born there, the nation was under British Rule and he would have been issued a British birth certificate. I swear these people take “dimwit” supplements to usurp common sense.

    • JimNauseam

      I am aware I’m wasting my time, but here you go. Everything you posted has been thoroughly debunked, over and over. The State of Hawaii says Obama was born there, and the Supreme Court has agreed 5 times now. Give it up.

      1# The original BC is bound in a book at the archives; it has been examined by experts and shown to be genuine. Even WND has confirmed this. Any document you open in Photoshop will be broken into layers by the software — try it at home. The newer name of the hospital is at the bottom of the copy, not on the original document.

      2# and #4 Complete hoax. Obama’s actual SS card doesn’t even have the same number. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthers/ssn.asp

      5# Obama’s step-grandmother never claimed he was born in Kenya. http://www.salon.com/2012/06/22/barack_obama_wasnt_born_in_kenya/

      #6 Obama did not receive any kind of “foreign student” scholarship at Occidental. http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/barackobama/a/obama_citizenship_questioned.htm

      7# There was no U.S. ban on traveling to Pakistan in 1981. That’s a myth.

      8# None of Obama’s records are sealed — they’re private, just like yours. To have them “sealed” a judge would have to hear the request and approve it, but there is no record of any judge anywhere ordering Obama’s records sealed.

      9# Obama never wrote that he was born in Kenya, in any edition. That was in a short bio on a promotional pamphlet for the book, written by the publisher; the author of the pamphlet, an assistant editor, has stated it was a fact-checking error, nothing more.

      • MarcJ

        You are wasting your time by repeating the lies by Obama’s Chicago gangster machine.

      • COMALite J

        Slight correction to your #1: layers in .PDFs from scanned documents are generated automatically by the MRC algorithm that Adobe Acrobat Standard or Pro as part of the optimization process designed to make the resulting file as small as possible while maintaining the legibility of the text. Once the monochrome foreground items (mostly text in such a form) are separate from the background as separate layers, they’re then processed by an algorithm called JBiG2. Adobe first used these in a separate product called “Adobe Acrobat Capture,” but later made these into a subsystem of related add-ons called “Adobe Paper Capture” which was made available as a free download for Adobe Acrobat Standard or Pro version 5, and which was included with and installed by default along with Adobe Acrobat Standard or Pro versions 6 and later.

        The same MRC and JBiG2 algorithms (or enhanced versions thereof) are built-into the firmware of most reasonably modern medium-to-large stand-alone multi-function office scanners / copiers, most notably the Xerox WorkCentre line, which is activated when using the “Scan-to-File” or “Scan-to-Email” function (since you don’t want to Attach a dozen-MB-per-page file to an Email).

        We now know for a fact that the Obama “long form” as shown on the WhiteHouse·gov website was scanned by a WorkCentre model 7655, but it was scanned upside-down (as in rotated around, fed bottom-end first instead of top-end, not flipped over — an easy mistake to make, since the unit has a sheet feeder, and when copying it really doesn’t matter since you can just turn the copied pages around). The recipient of the Email was apparently the WhiteHouse·gov web content person at the time, and that person, upon receiving the Email on a Macintosh running Mac OS X Snow Leopard version 10.6.7.

        For those who don’t know, Mac OS X (like its predecessor, the NeXTstep OS developed by Steve Job’s NeXT company during his temporary exile from Apple in the dark days of CEO John Scully) had a user interface and graphics subsystem called “Quartz” which is based on Adobe’s Display PostScript, a version of the same PostScript language used in higher-end laser printers and imagesetters that is optimized for display instead of print purposes. Since .PDF is internally based on PostScript, Mac OS X does not require Adobe Acrobat Reader in order to display .PDFs (though Adobe does make that available for those who want it). It can do so with just its built-in graphics engine, though Apple does provide a free app built-into Mac OS X called “Preview” which is the default viewing app for many file types, including .PDFs. Being the default viewing app, it’s the one automatically called up if one double-clicks a file’s icon, or opens an attachment in an Email.

        So, the web person receives the Email sent directly from the Xerox WorkCentre scanner, and tells the Mac OS X Mail program to open the attachment. Mac OS X Preview launches and opens the .PDF. At this point, the web person sees that the birth certificate image is upside-down. No biggie: Preview has the ability to rotate a .PDF to 90º clockwise or counterclockwise, or 180°. The web person chooses the latter, and then simply saves the now-rotated .PDF straight from Preview to the local staging directory used to hold files for upload to the WhiteHouse·gov website. The file is then uploaded and content is updated to describe and embed for display and link it for user download, and appears on said website.

        But Mac OS X Preview has a little design flaw: when it saves a .PDF that it’s altered in any way (usually rotation) back out, it writes its own signature as the “.PDF Producer” and also the current date and time as of the file save (namely, “4/27/2011 12:09:24 PM”) as the “Created” as well as the “Modified” date/time entries in the .PDF metadata, overwriting whatever was there before in the file as it was loaded.

        Because the file had been rotated and saved from Mac OS X Preview, the .PDF Producer overwrote the “Xerox WorkCentre 1755” which had been there originally, and replaced it with “Mac OS X 10.6.7 Quartz PDF Context” which is the actual subsystem of Mac OS X’s Quartz Display PostScript that handles generating .PDF files.

        Had the person who originally scanned the birth certificate simply inserted it into the WorkCentre’s sheet feeder right-side-up instead of upside-down, then the web person would likely have simply saved the attachment directly to the web staging directory and uploaded it as-is without saving it from Mac OS X Preview, and the metadata would’ve shown “Xerox WorkCentre model 7655,” and that aspect of Birtherism at least would’ve been thoroughly refuted years ago since that model is known for a fact to use MRC and JBiG2, and, more to the point, that the WorkCentre is an actual physical scanner and not a graphics application program such as Photoshop or Illustrator that one could use to digitally forge the birth certificate.

        With the .PDF metadata overwritten by Preview, how do we know that the document was indeed scanned by a WorkCentre 7655? (A), we know for a fact that the White House has one of these because one of Obama’s tax returns which he released was scanned with one and has that metadata intact (and also shows similar layers and such artifacts of MRC and JBiG2), and, more importantly, (B), while the .PDF metadata was indeed overwritten, the embedded background image layer for the green security-patterned paper as processed by the scanner had its own much smaller metadata embedded therein, and that did not get overwritten by Mac OS X Preview. It includes a tell-tale string in the image header that reads: “YCrCb” which is only placed there by WorkCentres.

      • GunTotingLib

        Waste of time yes, but a good effort. I get so frustrated trying to enlighten these idiots then realizing after I waste an hour sourcing everything that the best I can hope for from this twits is an attack on a spelling error.

      • Karen Tuttle

        You do realize that the very first link you provided about the SS number says FALSE to your accusations of a fake card for the president dumbass.

    • noel_one

      LOL. Wow., you take conspiracy idiocy to whole new level. Good on you.

    • David Anderson

      Also regarding #1, you claimed the BC used the hospital’s “new name” from 1971. False, It was called Kapliolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital (the name on the BC) from 1931-1971. In 1971, the name was changed to Kapiolani Hospital. Since Obama was born in 1961, the name is correct. Other BC’s from that hospital around that time have the same name.

    • COMALite J

      Hi, @MarcJ:disqus. Are you the same person as @MarcJeric:disqus?

    • COMALite J

      Finally I would appreciate if our liberals, progressives, commies,
      sozis, Eco-Nazis, union goons, Democrats, and other bottom-feeders,
      slime,
      and scum of our once free society would not answer the above 10 [sic] points by their usual invectives and nasty name-calling — but by point-by-point documented answers.

      Hey, Marc! I spent good money on those rather expensive irony and hypocrisy meters that you just overloaded and blew to smithereens! My attorney will be sending you a bill for damages.

    • dimensio

      Please explain how President Obama’s school records have been “sealed”. School records are private documentation normally not available to the public; how, exactly, did the President have these private records “sealed”, and by what means was this “sealing” made known to the public when the records themselves were never available to the public?

    • Nell Webbish

      1) No they weren’t

      2) No it wasn’t.

      3) No they weren’t

      4) No they weren’t

      5) No she didn’t

      6) No they didn’t

      7) No he wasn’t

      8) No they aren’t

      9) No it isn’t

      10) No they weren’t

      11) BS

      Finally, I would appreciate if our paranoid, irrational, pearl-clutching, delusional, racist, homophobic, misogynist, right-wing jackwagons and other reactionary, brainless, dribbling, childishly-inane fools would learn that assertions made without point-by-point documented evidence can be dismissed without point-by-point documented evidence.

      Plus, here’s a Pro Tip for ya: if you really don’t want invectives(sic) and nasty name-calling, you want to ask for it without the invectives(sic) and nasty name-calling.

      Now toddle off, I’m sure your mom wants you off the Internet now.

      • MarcJ

        Here comes a cretinous commie with his reasoned responses to my list of FACTS!

    • Nell Webbish

      Thanks for the working example of the adage “The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”

  • TootUnCommon

    It’s a FAKE site, dingdong.

  • Fluff

    Once again proving that the average carrot is smarter than Victoria Jackson.

  • Egregious Philbin

    Damn, the “stupid” isn’t just an act is it Victoria? Morons believe fake stories…duhhhh

  • Penny Carlson

    This is from one satire web site to another. It’s not real, kids.

  • Kay Cee

    It’s SATIRE! Check the facts first!

    • kiptw

      (They don’t care.)

  • HoG

    All I can say is that I fervently hope that they are serving bacon cheese burgers at that cook-out.
    The HoG

    • Linda Levine Blumstein

      You mean the one that an observant Muslim wouldn’t go to right now since it’s Ramadan? Obviously this story is a hoax.

      • HoG

        Maybe the “cookout” is going to be held after the sun sets.

        • Linda Levine Blumstein

          Not according to the “article” and I use that term loosely, and at 10:00 at night, who are you kidding?

          • HoG

            Fasting during Ramadan is from dawn to sunset.

          • Linda Levine Blumstein

            Yep, and here the sun rose at 6:01 AM and will set tonight at 9:10 PM, and no matter what the report was SATIRE, so just deal with it.

          • HoG

            Do you speak, or much less write English as a 1st language? Deal with it, oh illiterate one.

          • HoG

            You seem to be the one having trouble “dealing with it”. The Prophet Muhammad is a “good” Muslim. Lenin is a “good” ☭ommunist. All “good” Muslims and ☭ommunists are dead. Our “Dear Leader” is alive ……………..

    • Nell Webbish

      Does your mother know you’re playing on the Internet?

      • HoG

        If your picture, in your avatar, is current you would predate my mother by about 50 years. And …. my mother passed on, in 1990. How is that you can manipulate a keyboard while residing on “the wrong side of the grass”?

        Does your family know that you’re a dimwitted ☭ommie troll?

      • HoG

        Do you HAVE a mother?

  • Vincent Smith

    There
    was confusion recently after a news report by the National Report
    stated, “White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that
    President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the
    morning of July 4th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans.”

    However, this information has been confirmed as a hoax and is not
    true. The publication has reported a couple of false political stories
    in the past, and the website has been confirmed as one of “satire” and
    is unreliable for real news.

    Like Us on Facebook

    The used to be a disclaimer in the site that says, “DISCLAIMER:
    National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which
    may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious
    ways.” But this disclaimer was recently removed by the site.

    Last year, they also started a false report saying Wyoming residents would be injected with RFID chips as per Obamacare mandate.

    Allen Montgomery, the publisher of the National Report, talked with Wyoming Star-Tribune last year to clarify their reports.

    “We have been targeting Tea Party types recently as they are the most
    gullible and are willing to spread misinformation across the internet
    with little/no research,” he told the Star-Tribune last year.

    He also validated that their site is not really a “news site.”

    “It is our opinion that if a person is too lazy to check for multiple
    references [or at least one other source] … and they spread
    misinformation around as fact, then they are to blame for their own
    stupidity, not us,” he said.

    National Report is also said to post fake comments just to rile up readers’ interest and increase their exposure.

    • deb sprague

      fake comments? oh, noes. someone should tell Breitbart about that one….they’d [cough] never think of doing that.

    • ghhshirley

      The National Report has ALWAYS been 100% satire.

  • Wes Evans

    If you believe this obvious hoax, then you are a moron.

    • MarcoZandrini

      Nuf sed!

  • baddog

    Here’s a news tip for y’all: Ben Ghazi was spotted just two days ago near Tripoli, he is now claiming to have Obama’s ORIGINAL birth certificate which PROVES he was born in Kenya.

    • COMALite J

      I thought his name was Ben Dahl from Berghazi.

      • Christine O’Meally

        I thought it was Adele Dazeem. At least that’s what John Travolta said… :)

  • joe sample

    you idiot! that is a humor site posting funny fake articles! Like The Onion! You moron!

  • http://www.lowgenius.net/ John Henry

    Dear Ms. Jackson:

    The fact that you *can not recognize satire* may have something to do with the current state of your success in comedy.

  • ghhshirley

    You right wingers will fall for anything. Stupid to the core.

  • Roy Jones

    I lost count of how many “tells” there are in the National Report article that give away the fact that it’s a spoof but Victoria Jackson or whomever she pays to write this sorry hate-rag of a blog for her was too stupid to take the hint

    • madcapfeline

      D-list? That’s being a bit generous, don’t you think?

  • alrotundo

    Victoria, you’re an IDIOT. This has already been revealed as a HOAX. I’d tell you to go back into comedy, but your talents in that arena are getting old too.

  • alrotundo

    You know, when you started down this path, I thought it was schtick – I thought you were trying to out-stupid Dennis Miller. Sad to see I was mistaken.

  • Joseph Lloyd

    Oh Victoria, you weren’t very funny on SNL…but you sure are funny now!

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/his-divine-shadow His Shadow

    The country that gave us Henry Ford, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs among others also turns out gibbering idiots like Jackson. It’s quite a conundrum.

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/his-divine-shadow His Shadow

    And you know what? Who #$%king cares if he visited a mosque? The outrage would only demonstrate what many people already know: religious freedom in the USA is for Christians and Christians only.

    • Chad Sedam

      Lexx!

  • Texaspoet

    LOL. How do you even figure out how to leave your house?

  • Dave

    Get the story right, please: he carpooled to the mosque with Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.

  • ryan

    I didn’t know they stacked dumb that high.

  • COMALite J

    Everyone listen up! Victoria Jackson is absolutely right about the danger to our freedoms!

    Would you believe that a certain prominent American cleric wrote these words?

    Muslims have an obligation, a mandate, a commission, a holy responsibility to reclaim the land for Allah — to have dominion in the civil structures, just as in every other aspect of life and godliness.

    But it is dominion that we are after. Not just a voice.

    It is dominion we are after. Not just influence.

    It is dominion we are after. Not just equal time.

    It is dominion we are after.

    World conquest [italics emphasis his in the original!]. That’s what Allah has commissioned us to accomplish. We must win the world with the power of the Five Pillars. And we must never settle for anything less.

    If Allah is indeed Lord, as the Qu’ran says, and if our commission is to bring the land into subjection to His Lordship, as the Qu’ran says, then all our activities, all our Jihads, all our preaching, all our craftsmanship, all our stewardship, and all our political action will aim at nothing short of that sacred purpose.

    Thus, Muslim politics has as its primary intent the conquest of the land — of men, families, institutions, bureaucracies, courts, and governments for the Kingdom of Allah. It is to reinstitute the authority of Allah’s Word as supreme over all judgments, over all legislation, over all declarations, constitutions, and confederations. True Muslim political action seeks to rein the passions of men and curb the pattern of digression under Allah’s rule.

    Or do you have any problems believing that another prominent American cleric wrote these words?

    • In winning a nation to Islam, the sword as well as the pen must be used.

    • The long-term goal of Muslims in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of Allah by submitting to Islam’s public marks of the covenant — the Five Pillars and Shari’a Law — must be denied citizenship, just as they were in ancient Israel. The way to achieve this political goal is through successful mass conversion followed by constitutional revision.

    • As a tactic [italics emphasis his in the original!] for a short-run defense of the independent Muslim school movement, the appeal to religious liberty is legitimate. Everyone who is attempting to impose a world-and-life view on a majority (or on a ruling minority) always uses some version of the liberty doctrine to buy himself and his movement some time, some organizational freedom, and some power. Still, nobody really believes in the whole idea. Politics always involves establishing one view of the ‘holy commonwealth,’ and excluding all other rival views. The Communist Party uses the right of free association to get an opportunity to create a society in which all such rights are illegal. The major religions of any society are all maneuvering for power, so that their idea of lawful legislation will become predominant. They are all perfectly willing to use the ideal of religious liberty as a device to gain power, until the day comes that abortion is legalized (denying the right of life to infants) or prohibited (denying the ‘right of control over her own body,’ after conception, to each woman). Everyone talks about religious liberty, but no one believes it.

    So let us be blunt about it: we must use the doctrine of religious liberty to gain independence for Muslim schools until we train up a generation of people who know that there is no religious neutrality, no neutral law, no neutral education, and no neutral civil government. Then they will get busy in constructing a Qu’ran-based social, political, and religious order which finally denies the religious liberty of the enemies of Allah.

    • “The stranger in ancient Israel did not serve as a judge, although he received all the benefits of living in the land. The political question is this: By what scriptural standard is the pagan to be granted the right to bring political sanctions against Allah’s people? We recognize that unbelievers are not to vote in Mosque elections. Why should they be allowed to vote in civil elections in a covenanted Muslim nation? Which judicial standards will they impose? By what other standard than the Qu’ran?

    Do these quotes not terrify you? Who does not see the serious threat to our liberties that these people pose!?And that’s just for starters. Here are more, from still more prominent American clerics, including many who wield considerable political power already

    I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good … Our goal is a Muslim nation. We have a Qu’ranical duty, we are called by Allah to conquer this country. We don’t want equal time. We don’t want pluralism.

    What Muslims have got to do is to take over this country, one precinct at a time, one neighborhood at a time and one state at a time … I honestly believe that in my lifetime we will see a country in North America governed by Muslims … and Muslim values.

    Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Allah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody’s pseudo-right to worship an idol.

    This is Allah’s world, not Shaitan’s. Muslims are the lawful heirs, not non-Muslims.

    America is under the judgment of Allah. And if we are ever going to rebuild this country, it must be under Allah’s law. Our goal must be simple: We must have a Muslim nation built on Allah’s law, on the Five Pillars. No apologies.

    When a Muslim majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Muslim majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil.

    One day, I hope in the next ten years, I trust that we will have more Muslim day schools than there are public schools. I hope I will live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t have any public schools. The madrassas will have taken them over and Muslims will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

    The Muslim community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Allah.

    This is our land. This is our world. This is our heritage, and with Allah’s help, we shall reclaim this nation for Allah. And no power on earth can stop us.

    Lots more, too.Can you not see the very serious danger our liberties (not just freedom of religion) face from these people!?

    • deb sprague

      actually, you just quoted the Vatican in defending the Christian Crusades. nice job!

      • COMALite J

        Not quite, but close. See my Reply to @jeffrobison:disqus.

    • Jeff Robison

      “Would you believe that a certain prominent American cleric wrote these words?”

      Sure – George Grant. Used to work for Coral Ridge Ministries. Of course, the words he wrote in his book were slightly different:

      “Christians have an obligation, a mandate, a commission, a holy responsibility to reclaim the land for Jesus Christ-to have dominion in the civil structures, just as in every other aspect of life and godliness.

      But it is dominion that we are after. Not just a voice.

      It is dominion we are after. Not just influence.

      It is dominion we are after. Not just equal time.

      It is dominion we are after.

      World conquest. That’s what Christ has commissioned us to accomplish. We must win the world with the power of the Gospel. And we must never settle for anything less.

      If Jesus Christ is indeed Lord, as the Bible says, and if our commission is to bring the land into subjection to His Lordship, as the Bible says, then all our activities, all our witnessing, all our preaching, all our craftsmanship, all our stewardship, and all our political action will aim at nothing short of that sacred purpose.

      Thus, Christian politics has as its primary intent the conquest of the land – of men, families, institutions, bureaucracies, courts, and governments for the Kingdom of Christ. It is to reinstitute the authority of God’s Word as supreme over all judgments, over all legislation, over all declarations, constitutions, and confederations.”

      So, did you plagiarize your entire post to make it look as though those phrases were written by Muslims, or are you just committing epic troll fail? I’ll bet you one of my watches that I can find the original sources for all of your other quotations, too ;-)

      http://www.garynorth.com/freebooks/docs/pdf/the_changing_of_the_guard.pdf

      • COMALite J

        Why, yes, yes I was messing with the gullible. And you blew it. I was setting up a situation where someone who thinks as Ms. Jackson does (or perhaps Ms. Jackson herself) posted thanking me for such wonderful information.

        Then I’d drop the other shoe. I’ve done this several times in other forums, and had you thought to Google my handle along with part of any one of those quotes, you would’ve seen that and seen some of these types falling for it.

        I don’t do it to be mean. I do it to demonstrate confirmation bias. Note that none of those quotes has so much as a name of the “influential American cleric” that said it (I actually told the truth there: they are influential American clerics [the word “cleric” is a generic term for any religious leader]). Yet several times I’ve seen people accept them at face value and agree with how dangerous these “Muslims” are.

        • Jeff Robison

          Dammit :-(

          (smacks himself on the face with a dead, slimy fish)

          • COMALite J

            Aw, don’t be too hard on yourself. Apparently my special recipe for poeslaw is pretty darn good if I do say so myself. :-)

          • Jeff Robison

            Sublime!

    • Chad Sedam

      Any religion taking power is scary. This is not a theocracy.

      • COMALite J

        Yes. That was my point. See my Reply to @jeffrobison:disqus.

  • Lisa Manguso

    Fact checking is a thing even you could do…. maybe.

  • Dan Bowman

    Doh! Fail for thick headed conservatives. AGAIN.

  • Sherry McCameron Peyton

    You’re an idiot…oh gosh, this is going viral all over the internet…and you have a nice face that everyone now identifies as “hey that’s the stupid woman” …..you must be so proud..

  • rhymes_with_mofo

    Ha ha ha. Conservative gullibility and cluelessness on parade! Remember the study that showed conservatives think Stephen Colbert isn’t being ironic? Tea party bleaters are a buch of drooling morons.

    http://politicalwire.com/archives/2009/04/27/many_conservatives_dont_think_colbert_is_joking.html

  • prsldy

    Ah, it’s now official. You ARE as stupid as you look.

    • Christine O’Meally

      At least back in the SNL days, the cutesy-pie hairbows and style were age-appropriate…. now they’re just sad.

  • Christopher Jannette

    Victoria Jackson is more committed then Colbert. Like the Chinese magician in “The Prestige”.

  • GunTotingLib

    No facts, no information, you folks are just so easily fooled by the interwebs. Believe anything sent to you in a email or a tweet. Any you guys call us low information…LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • Linda Adamo

    does it hurt being this stupid?

  • Patrick McDowell II

    For someone who used to be a comedienne, you sure don’t pick up on satire very well.

  • Larry Laird

    Ah–go bite something salty.

  • David Frank

    My God…it’s true. You, Ms. Jackson, really are that dense…

  • Jamie

    I mean come on ..how dumb do you have to be to read that and not know it was fake?

  • Clavell Jackson

    Victoria Jackson your stupidity knows no bounds. A simple Google search could have debunked this rumor.

  • Craig

    Victoria Jackson has got to be the dumbest person walking the planet. You can literally make up anything about Obama, post it to a nutbag website and she will spread it all over the world. What an absolute tool she is. Look… she can say what she wants about Obama, but it is stupidity and ignorance like hers that are truly killing America. In other countries, stupid people are mocked and ridiculed for things like this…. around here they get a blog and guest spots on late night “news” shows. Ms. Jackson is just another turd in the American gene pool that evolution should have take care of a long time ago.

  • JellicleCat60

    IT’S SATIRE, IDIOTS!!!!! BUT THIS BITCH bELIEVES IT

  • Towanda

    Um…I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but all of you flamers do realize this was a satire story right? So much for fact checking what you base your hate on. Do you just believe everything you read so long as it feeds your need to hate POTUS? Never mind, don’t answer that, I already know the answer… I don’t care if you like him or hate him, but if you’re going to hate him, or anyone for that matter, wouldn’t you want to make sure that the reasons you hate are at least true? You wonder why you have no credibility with the majority of your fellow countrymen? Well, your response to this SATIRICAL article is a perfect example. Flame on I guess…

  • David

    This is a hoax, a fake news story.

  • Dick Trickles

    I have to admit, I was a little surprised when I found out she was a right wing nut job. I always thought she was a lesbian.

    • lawboy87

      Why not both?

  • Ray Barron

    im sorry. i couldn’t read this….. the fact that you have bangs from hell and a pink poka-dot bow in your hair is WAY to distracting. psssssst the 80s are calling that look back honey.

  • Boubacar

    That is what the Obama symbol means; the Muslim Sun is rising in the West; profound for Muslims!

    • rhymes_with_mofo

      Victoria’s already claimed the place of silliest rightwing bedwetter of the day, so you’ll have to settle for the #2 spot.

    • rhymes_with_mofo

      If you want to post a paranoid rant like “Obama symbol = Muslim sun rising in west!” without backing it up then don’t be shocked when people call it ridiculous.

      Tea Party righties seem to think they deserve a free pass to spout their silly trash talk without being called out. Aren’t they special!

      • Boubacar

        While that’s better, you refute without facts as well. I listened to a seminar by a former Muslim radical, now Christian, who explained this symbolism. While I don’t have a link handy, you can look him up; Walid Shoebat.
        Perhaps you can glean a bit of intel on what may be coming.

        I hope you have a pleasant and informative day. :)

    • dimensio

      Is your statement based upon Ms. Jackson being stupid enough to believe a satire report to be factual, or are you relying upon other false premises as the basis for your claim?

  • Jason Blankenship

    Fact-checking shall not darken the doorstep of the Right Wing Nutjob!

  • David Cox

    I am so glad to have read your message. I not only get that the link is a Satire website, I also am glad that the United States Bill of Rights makes all of this possible. Oh, yes, I am a card carrying member of the ACLU, and glad that we are the country we are, not the country you want.

  • markkraft

    One day, we’ll find out that this was all an elaborate prank on the American public, when Victoria Jackson gets on stage, reaches for the seams of her face mask, removes it… and there’s Andy Kaufman.

  • Pjs8200

    HAHAHAHAHAHA….this is the funniest damn thing I’ve read all day.

  • Kelly Bruner Adair

    Wow, is your Daisy Duck bow tied a bit too tight? Nationalreport.com is a SATIRE site, you twit.

  • http://www.ericschuetz.com/ Eric Schuetz

    This is either irony, or a good old case of “do as I say, not as I do” here. The “Posting Policy”. Ms. Jackson, you realize that posts like this actually, in many ways violate your own “Posting Policy”. So, why should we refrain from Civility, when you engage in the exact opposite. You are clearly being prejudice against the Muslim community, and probably any religious belief that isn’t your own. That isn’t outright “racism”, but it is essentially covered by your policy. Just like every other moron like yourself, you are a hypocrite. An attention seeking, lazy, ill-informed, non-fact checking moron.

    On a side note, I wonder how long this comment will last. Don’t worry. If it gets deleted, I will be back.

  • Walt Ski

    I get that the story is satire and a few idiots fell for it and reported it as real, but what I really came here to find out is who in the eff is Victoria Jackson? Never heard of her.

  • Bill123

    What a dumbass blond.

  • Theresa Otto

    Victoria, you are one of the most gullible, ignorant people around. Do you have the integrity to admit your foolish mistake? I doubt it.

  • Terry Ray Anderson

    And I thought you were only faking being stupid on SNL!

  • http://www.VinceLiaguno.com Vince Liaguno

    Shame on you, Ms. Jackson, for fanning the flames of hatred and inciting people against the twice-elected President of our country by willfully posting a fake story from a satirical website. You should be held accountable for libelous statements and charged with treason against your country. Your actions are despicable and exactly why the conservative movement in this country is failing miserably. Please apply some critical thinking skills to what you post on this “blog”. That is, if you have any.

  • Clint Henry Utiripse

    Lols I think american republicans are funny, but this one is just disgustingly idiotic. lols

  • Newton

    Look at her face. Done. Great article on the teatards losing their brains on this over at Alan.com

  • dejahT

    Ding! Ding! Ding! Wrong, but thanks for playing “Fool the Idiot”, Ms. Jackson. Please accept this consolation prize, a fine thesaurus, where you can look up the words “satire” and “comedy” and a personalized copy of “Reading for Comprehension” and the always interesting, “Critical Reading”. And, let’s welcome the next contestant up, a Ms Palin from the great state of Alaska.

  • pokeyblow

    Does being an idiot ever make you uncomfortable? Or does it feel like home?

  • TBP100

    Was Ms. Jackson aware of the fact that Saturday Night Live is actually satire and humor? I begin to wonder.

    And honestly, why shouldn’t the President of the US visit a mosque? Presidents visit churches and synagogues regularly. American Muslims are still, you know, Americans.

  • Chris

    It was not a real news story, but I do realize that its hard to tell satire from the nonsense being put out by the right wing nuts.

    • Joe Smith

      Only a lib would think the truth was nonsense

  • Nell Webbish

    What’s really amazing is that Jackson’s staffers are clearly as reactionary, unthinking and irrational as she is … kinda hard to believe.

  • http://www.lightning-rose.com/ LightningRose

    Whenever I describe conservatives as being dumb as dirt, my husband says I’m being unfair to dirt.

    • Joe Smith

      Yet they are light years above Liberals

      • http://www.lightning-rose.com/ LightningRose

        The fact it took you 7 weeks to respond to my comment proves just how slow you dipshits are.

        • Joe Smith

          We are busy working as we are conservatives and respond by priority and since you are too stupid to understand ,why waste time on you until I had nothing better to do.

          • http://www.lightning-rose.com/ LightningRose

            Come back after you learn proper English.

          • Joe Smith

            Petty comments like that are made when you have no response of substance.
            Typical liberal vileness.

          • http://www.lightning-rose.com/ LightningRose

            No vileness. It’s just that illiterates are incapable of expressing a coherent thought, and therefore not worth dealing with.

            TTFN, troll.

          • Joe Smith

            Yep, no vileness, you just started off calling people dumb as dirt, dipshits, illiterate, troll , slow and pick on their English , nothing vile there but i guess it is normal for you so you didn’t notice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/margaret.toigo Margaret Toigo

    Is this a parody site?

  • tatoo

    I guess she doesn’t know how to fact check. And why is she always dressed up like a clown?

  • masterofallsituations

    Ms. Jackson exemplifies the unfettered idiocy of the far right.

  • Scott Hurst

    “I am outraged. If you’re not, you are uninformed.”

    Irony meter nuked from orbit. Wow.

  • Flori-Duh

    Wasn’t Ben Ghazi the award winning actor from the TV series ‘Run for your Life?’
    Why does he hate America? Is it because he’s just another ‘Hollywood Liberal.?

  • Levi LaRue

    Hmmm…maybe this is why we need the Common Core which she is also against. The Common Core wants teachers to teach critical reading of a text, literary or informational. It sounds like Ms. Jackson wouldn’t do too well in this case.