Sarah Silverman Said…

…something nice about me!

Yes, my brother Jimmy was driving to work in Los Angeles, listening to Howard Stern who was doing a retrospective of past SNL cast members on his show.   Kevin Nealon told the story of how Lorne Michaels once called him into his office to ask, “Is Victoria Jackson really dumb, or is she really smart playing dumb?” Nealon said they are all still trying to figure that out.

Sarah Silverman’s comments about me were complimentary. She said that my ukulele ditties were actually well written and that my humor is intellectual. Thank you Sarah. Now, I must say that I think you are smart, talented and beautiful, but I don’t think you need to be so …”blue,” as in this anti-conservative performance you just posted.

You don’t need to shock people or be ‘lascivious’ to get attention.  You stand out in a crowd without that.  I enjoyed reading your book, “Bedwetter.”  I also, just wrote a memoir entitled, “Is My Bow Too Big?” coming out next month.

Like you, I drove a SAAB, I am accidentally political,  “I don’t care if you think I’m a racist. I just want you to think I’m thin,” and I’ve worked with Gary Shandling.  Where we took different paths,  I think ,  was “when as early as the age of 2 (you were) making (your) affable father laugh by saying “f**k.” “  At age 2, my father was telling me that “‘Gee’ is a euphemism for Jesus, and ‘Gosh’ is a euphemism for God, and the First Commandment tells us “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”  So, that’s why you are a liberal and I am a conservative.  But, somewhere along our lifespan, we have to forget our brainwashed childhoods and decide for ourselves what truth we will live by.

If your goal in your latest youtube video was “enlightening people to the realities of campaign finance,” you should research where the muslim-in-chief’s campaign money is coming from.  You would be surprised.

I know we have opposite world views but respect each other anyway, and that is very “tolerant” of us.  (Remember that time we were auditioning for a Nora Ephron thing in Culver City and neither of us got it?)  But,  since all the media and Hollywood is on your side, I wish you’d open up a tiny sliver of your mind, and read some of our literature, like “The Manchurian President” by Aaron Klein, or “1984″ by George Orwell, or Obama’s playbook, “Rules for Radicals” by Saul Alinsky and think about the words and actions of Obama, and think about the demise of Cuba, Russia, all the “…istan” countries, Korea, China, Vietnam, etc., and look up the statistics of how many innocent people were murdered in the name of communism/Marxism/Darwinian atheistic humanism.  It is an idealogy that does not work.  It looks good on paper.

Free enterprise, capitalism, and a healthy respect for the God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob is what made America the greatest nation on earth.  The secular humanist media and public school system have brainwashed your generation to believe the opposite; to believe Darwinism, (it’s an unproven theory), and relativism (there are no absolutes).  The break up of the family unit, as you witnessed with your own parents, and the gay agenda, has also torn apart the fabric of our society and now up is down and down is up.  “Woe to  those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.” Isaiah 5:20

I really think that if you would read some of our facts, you’d convert to conservatism because that’s the other thing we both love – freedom!